Subject: "Scienetics" ad from Premiere Radio Network This is available as a Sun au file on the World Wide Web. WOMAN: My boyfriend just told me he's in love with my sister. This is the third time that's happened. I got a gun, should I use it? VOICE OVER WITH ECHO (VO): Page seven, Scienetics. MAN: I'm dumb as a rock. How do I look like I've got my act together when I really don't know what it is I'm doing? VO: Page 14, Scienetics. WOMAN: I need a religion that allows me to get drunk every night, sleep around, and just generally do bad things. Does one exist? VO: Page 37, Scienetics. MAN: I've got a lot of money and I want to give it all away. I'm bored and unfocused, but I'm loaded. Who can I give my money to? VO: Page 1 through 666. Scienetics--answers for today.