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From: sthomson@netcom.com (shelley thomson)
Subject: BULLETIN: **Biased Journalism** threatened 
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        **Biased Journalism** : a net magazine designed to compensate for 
        the shortcomings of the professional news media.          

        Copyright 1995 Shelley Thomson; all rights reserved.  

        Mail, articles and comment may be directed to <sthomson@netcom.com>.  
        Netiquette will be observed with all communication, except for the
        following:  harassing or threatening mail will be posted to the
        net immediately.        

        Read at your own risk!  This is **Biased Journalism**!
    
BULLETIN: **Biased Journalism** threatened by the Church of Scientology

        It came in an unbelievably impressive envelope.  Engraved 
letterhead, stiff bond paper.  If they bother to spell out "California,"
you know it's serious.

It said:

Law Offices of 
ELLIOT J. ABELSON
Fox Plaza
2121 Avenue of The Stars
Twenty-Second Floor
Los Angeles, California 90067-5010
        
The letterhead inside had the same data, plus a telephone number (310)        
282-8975 and a fax number, (310) 286-2420.  Under this information was
the statement "of counsel James L. Keane."  [We wondered briefly what
this meant.  Is Mr. Ableson so used to being sued, or countersued, that
he includes his own counsel's name on his letterhead?  We do not know, 
and invite clarification from the readership.]

          August 21, 1995

Shelly Thompson (sic)
[address deleted]

Dear Shelly:

        This letter will put you on notice that on August 15, 1995,
the Honorable Harry L. Hupp, United States District Judge, of the
Central District of California, issued an order sealing the
copies and versions of the Scientology religion's copyrighted and
trade secret protected documents pending final resolution of
issues now pending in _Church of Scientology International v.
Fishman, et. al._, No. CV 91-6426 HLH (Tx).

        This order blocks access to the Advanced Technology filed by
the defendants in that case, thus foreclosing unauthorized
persons from mistakenly claiming entitlement to copy and 
distribute any of those materials without the permission of
Religious Technology Center (RTC), the exclusive copyright
licensee and trade secret owner.  You are now on notice that you
should cease and desist from any copying or distributing or
publication of any document that purports to have come from the
sealed file, and should immediately send all copies of such
documents in your possession, custody or control to the 
undersigned.

        Copying or other distribution or publication of use of any
such documents or copies without the consent of RTC violates
copyright and trade secret law and will subject the infringer or
misappropriator to an enforcement action which could expose the
transgressor to restraining orders, writs of seizure and
impoundment, injunctions, and in the case of copyright
infringement, damages of up to $100,000 per infringement.

                Very truly yours,

                Elliot J. Abelson 

EJA:sq [squiggle]


        Now what does this mean?  We have no idea.  **Biased 
Journalism** has never published any of the disputed sacred texts.
It appears that this outstandingly rude and threatening letter was
sent merely to intimidate **Biased Journalism** and deter us from 
our mission of exposing the funny side of the truth.

        We have not so far even parodied the sacred texts, although 
we believe that falls within our rights as fair comment.  

        We are taken aback by this letter.  Perhaps we are soon to join
the company of Arnie Lerma, Lawrence Wollersheim, Bob Penny and Dennis 
Erlich.  

        Had we written a letter to a strange attorney we would have
selected a more polite form of address and we would have spelled his
name correctly.  

        As it is, Elliot, FOAD.

         not

         The End


        
        
        
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