Subject:      NUT CULT GETS NADA ON GRADY
From:         anon2c9e@nyx.cs.du.edu (henry)
Date:         1996/06/11
Message-Id:   <4pkhds$fl@nyx.cs.du.edu>
Reply-To:     henri@netcom.com
Newsgroups:   alt.religion.scientology

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northcoast internet has complied with the discovery
request of the criminal nut cult of slimetology.  here's
the entire thing:

- ---begin *highly* damning evidence

Northcoast Internet:

Grady Ward

March
100 hours

April
115 hours

May
90 hours

(End)

- ---end *highly* damning evidence

well, that sure convicts grady--if they were suing him for
being a net geek, which unfortunately for them they're not.

after all, he *definitely* spends at least three hours a
day on the net!  this isn't even counting his *other*
accounts!  he ought to get a life!

still, i don't see how this has anything to do with SCAMIZDAT,
and i wonder how it de-spams the NOTS packs from the net, or prevents
the utter destruction of their so-called trade secrets.

we used to say to the cult:  "how does this stop SCAMIZDAT?"

now we can say:  "how does this stop judge whyte?"

bwahahahahaha.

netcom also complied with the cult's subpoena.  it's all
stuff like this:

Login     Name       TTY Idle    When    Where
grady  Grady Ward    qb <May 12 10:55> srf-ca-pm5.netco


wow!  it proves conclusively that he was in california!
or else was calling long-distance.  oh, wait, they're
not suing him for being in california?  they're suing
him for being SCAMIZDAT?

it's certainly a smoking gun, though.  it's smoking
a kool and spitting bile on the ho' as she crouches
down to be audited by gene engram's body thetan, while
performing the sacred "spread the cheeks and lube up"
ritual.

next they can go through his backups and find incredibly
incriminating dictionaries and software manuals.  maybe
even an obviously criminal adobe acrobat PDF file on
moby lexicons.  who knows?

after that they can depose his cross-cut shredder for hours
of testimony.  the ho' and the rest of the cult's legal beagles
would be better off just tossing their law licenses
into it, though, because it'd hurt less than having the bar
association roll them up and ram them up their asses.

h

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