From peter@petermc.demon.co.uk Thu May 25 13:28:31 BST 1995

In article <801194507snz@sidaway.demon.co.uk>,
Tony Sidaway <Tony@sidaway.demon.co.uk> wrote:

>In article <3pqv9r$2oe@cougar.vut.edu.au>
>           gerdw@cougar.vut.edu.au "David Gerard" drivels:
>
>> Uh, Mr Sidaway ... this post was plain boorish and offensive. If those of
>> us concerned about the complete lack of ethics shown by the CoS wish to
>> protest such, it helps not to sink to puerile posts like this. It's really
>> pretty crass and doesn't look good.
>> 
>    This post is persecutory of panty-lovers!

Lovers of Vera's panties continue to expand, but all that CoS-holes's
like David Gerard can do is engage in a bigoted act of.persecution

Before you criticize, Mr Gerard, can I suggest that you read a 
copy of 'Pantiethics: The Modern Science of Masturbatory Health' by
L. Tony Sidaway and find out the _real_ facts.

For example:

Did you know that Vera's panties arrived on this earth 30 million
years ago, when an alien named Smegmoo arrived in them as his
spaceship?

That cosmic wars have been fought over Vera's panties, because of
the mysterious psychic and spiritual powers they bestow on the
sniffers and wearers?

That members of the Cult of Pantiethics are able to get rid of
millions of 'body thetans' every day in a process called
'ejaculation'?

Here are some testimonials about the power of Vera's panties:

"I was a raging drag queen until I discovered Vera's panties.
Now I'm never without a pair."

"I used to suffer terribly from yeast infections. Since taking
the Pantification Pulldown I can now bake loaves in my underwear."

"I used to be a pervert -- stealing women's underwear from 
washing lines, walking around town with a mirror glued to my
shoe to look up women's skirts. Joining the cult of Pantiethics
has put an end to all that. Now I'm as normal as any other 
brainwashed cult victim."

Before you mock, why don't you pay a visit to one of our orgs?
Just call 1-800-CROTCHLESS to find the nearest one to where you
live. One of the 'Quimadrawers Messengers' will be only too happy
to display out latest lines for you. Of course, before you own
a pair of your own, you will have to take a couple of courses, 
to make sure you know how to study a pair of panties properly, 
but these courses have enormous benefits, and the video is very
uh, spiritually enlightening.

And if you don't, we'll have Jean Wear-Ingham pay a visit on
your old mum to check out what overts you've committed and 
what you are withholding.

You aren't a Suppressive-Panty-person or a Panty-Trouble-Source
are you? Because you wouldn't like it if we had to 'handle' you, 
believe you me....